Anonymous asked: I have no problem saying any of this to Sam's fugly face. come @ me brah

Sam’s parents here. Cease and desist with the online abuse.

Anonymous asked: Lol, I'm SO SCARED of your stupid white freshman friends. You guise are lyk s000oooo hxc~``~~~!!!

This is Sam’s parents. Knock it off.

Shit I hate not being able to be posting but I am like totally banned from the internet now so this is kind of goodbye and such

RAVEN’S GRANDPARENTS ARE MAKING CINNAMON ROLLS OH GOD YESS

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• Attractive Male: So, do you like Doctor Who?
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• Me: So, I'm thinking a spring wedding maybe a saturday and I'm thinking of wearing a blue dress and you can wear a fez and we can invite a lot of people or maybe none at all lol actually I know a lot of people on the internet who would come and they would be so happy for us do you want children because i do we could have 2 boys and 1 girl I like the names Matt and David and Amelia lol

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theresamutebutton:

An Abundance of Katherines In Your Pants

The Picture of Dorian Gray in your pants.

A Game of Thrones in your pants

The Son of Neptune in your pants 

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toocooltobehipster:

Like “twat” and “bastard”

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Natalie is really disappointed because I don’t eat hamburger helper

gerard-gay:

Ok

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